Quickie #2

Kathryn and Seven were having a quiet meal in their quarters when the Captain's comm badge chirped.

"Chakotay to the Captain."

Janeway tapped her badge and returned the hail. "This is the Captain, Chakotay."

"Pardon the interruption but there is something in engineering I think you'll want to see."

"On my way. Janeway out."

She rolled her eyes and threw her napkin on the table. Seven looked at her asking if dinner needed to be kept warm or not. Janeway thought a minute and suggested. "I could eat it cold. Just wrap it up and I'll finish it when I get back."  She leaned over and kissed the top of the Borg's head then left for engineering.

Once she arrived, she noted a number of the staff had surrounded B'Elanna's office. They parted to make way for her. She felt a chill imparted by the group in attendance.  Moving to the forefront she peered into the office.  On a message board tacked to the wall behind the engineer's desk was what looked like a bumper sticker.  The words sent an accompanying chill through the Captain, as well. 

The sticker read succinctly, 'Have PMS and am half Klingon.' 

Janeway pinched the bridge of her nose dreading the confrontation she knew was coming.